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Water On Steps

Management attempts to water down its safety program

Water On Steps thanks to Scott Brunson

The water aerobics class is now outside until further notice

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Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution. - Wernher von Braun

Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha.' - Ernst Haas

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

It is not enough to take steps which may some day lead to a goal; each step must be itself a goal and a step likewise. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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