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Water On Steps

Management attempts to water down its safety program

Water On Steps thanks to Scott Brunson

The water aerobics class is now outside until further notice

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Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

If a preacher is not first preaching to himself, better that he falls on the steps of the pulpit and breaks his neck than preaches that sermon. - John Calvin


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