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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The stronger the dialog, the stronger the brand; the weaker the dialog, the weaker the brand. - Larry Webber

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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