Used Cows For Sale

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Clarity trumps persuasion. - Flint McGlaughlin

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

Branded content is created for a company. A content brand is created for a valuable company. - Drew Davis

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson