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A day is a miniature eternity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

Wherever you are is my home - my only home. - Charlotte Bronte

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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