USB Vacuum Cleaner

Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

Vacuum Cleaner: 1. A sonic broom; 2. A broom with a stomach. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Census Taker: A man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan