USB Vacuum Cleaner
The real reason why it takes men hours to clean the house
Finally - a vacuum cleaner for men
Dad, doing his bit to clean up the environment
QuotaBillsEvery man is a king at home. - English Proverb
Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris
In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb
Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp
We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow
I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman
Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern
Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb
God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart
The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius
Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin
Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm
Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. - Sophia Loren
Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce
Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw
Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker
Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown
Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright
She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams
You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker
The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford
There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. - Quentin Crisp
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright
When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto
A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg
The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore
Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield
You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown
I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible
Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross
Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson