USB Vacuum Cleaner

A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Unknown

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

Preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known. - Carl Sagan

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. - Sophia Loren

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan