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Clinic: House of pill repute. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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