Up-Set & Hungry Trucks

Stay hungry, stay foolish. - Steve Jobs

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

You cannot reason with a hungry belly; it has no ears. - Greek Proverb

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? - George Carlin

I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have. - Ken S. Keyes Jr.

A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

Gamekeeper: A soccer goalie who doesn't get upset, despite losing heavily - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com