Underwater Photography

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? - Christina Auilera

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara