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UK Credit Crunch

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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

There might be some credit in being jolly. - Charles Dickens

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

He was not only a bore; he bored for England. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

Working in the theater has a lot in common with unemployment. - Arthur Gingold

The monarchical institution in England is immensely valuable. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Unemployment is of vital importance, particularly to the unemployed. - Edward Heath

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

The way to get things done is not to mind who gets the credit of doing them. - Benjamin Jowett

It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit. - John Wooden

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts. - Beverly Sills

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. - Flannery O'Connor

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

If you don't have someone tracking you down, you haven't exhausted your credit options. - Unknown

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?'
Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

Credit is a system whereby a person who can't pay gets another person who can't pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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