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UK Credit Crunch

Financial crisis reaches Great Britain

UK Credit Crunch thanks to Barry McCartney

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Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

He was not only a bore; he bored for England. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

The monarchical institution in England is immensely valuable. - Malcolm Muggeridge

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Unemployment is of vital importance, particularly to the unemployed. - Edward Heath

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

The way to get things done is not to mind who gets the credit of doing them. - Benjamin Jowett

It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit. - John Wooden

The world is divided into people who do things - and people who get the credit. - Dwight Morrow

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

A lot of good could be accomplished in this world if nobody cared who got the credit. - Unknown

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

If you don't have someone tracking you down, you haven't exhausted your credit options. - Unknown

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Oats: A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?'
Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

Unemployment: 1. Capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden; 2. An intelligent alternative to overwork. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Credit is a system whereby a person who can't pay gets another person who can't pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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