Two Face

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro