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Two Face

Putting your best face forward - but which one?

Two Face thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Bald is beautiful from both sides

Do your friends call you two-faced?

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Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

There's one good thing about being bald: it's neat. - Milton Berle

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield


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