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Two Face

Putting your best face forward - but which one?

Two Face thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Bald is beautiful from both sides

Do your friends call you two-faced?

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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