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Two Face

Putting your best face forward - but which one?

Two Face thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Bald is beautiful from both sides

Do your friends call you two-faced?
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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

The human face is my landscape. - Joshua Reynolds

Thine face is not worth sunburning. - Henry V

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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