Twin Dish

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric