Twin Dish

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Television Programming: Material that fills the time between commercials - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com