QuotaBillsLove me, love my dog. - English Proverb
France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
Telegant: Looking good on TV - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky
In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman
Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen
Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck
Siliwood: The coming convergence of movies, interactive TV and computers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz