Twin Dish

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Telegant: Looking good on TV - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Siliwood: The coming convergence of movies, interactive TV and computers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz