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Tourist Route

How Bubba saved lots of money on his economy class trip to Europe

Tourist Route thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

The open door does not necessarily mean the easy pathway. - G. Campbell Morgan

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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