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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

The obstacle is the path. - Zen Proverb

Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

The open door does not necessarily mean the easy pathway. - G. Campbell Morgan

Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. - Isaac Newton

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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