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Tourist Route

How Bubba saved lots of money on his economy class trip to Europe

Tourist Route thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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