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Tourist Route

How Bubba saved lots of money on his economy class trip to Europe

Tourist Route thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Proverb

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

You can tell the nature of the man by the words he chooses. - Edwin L Cole

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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Tree House

Skull Violins

Finger Phone

Family Bike

Airless See-Through Tires

Aussie Motorcycle

Statue Selfie

Bacon Sandwich

Elephant Hand

Unless Your Dog Can Do This

Dragon Buoy

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

Bird Melons

Local Crabs

Black Golfer

Ostrich Imprint

Tea Party Weapon

Extra Space Bed

Unattended Children

ThrowYo

Cell Phone Warning

Umbrella Protection and Non-Protection

Husband Creche