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The Devil's Swimming Pool

Are you a Radical Tourist?

Swim at a height of 128m in “The Devil’s Swimming Pool” - at the top of Victoria Falls in Zimbabwe, Africa. During the months of September and December, people can swim as close as possible to the edge of the falls without falling over. These falls are becoming popular amongst the “radical tourist” industry as more people search for the ultimate experience. Would you dare?
The Devil's Swimming Pool thanks to Barry McCartney

The Devil's Swimming Pool thanks to Barry McCartney

The Devil's Swimming Pool thanks to Barry McCartney

The Devil's Swimming Pool thanks to Barry McCartney

The Devil's Swimming Pool thanks to Barry McCartney

The Devil's Swimming Pool thanks to Barry McCartney

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Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. - Groucho Marx

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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