Teople Poo

Dyslexics are teople poo. - Unknown

If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic. - Unknown

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer