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Teahouse of the August Moon

One Wong slip and it's Sayonara for you!

Try a mountain trail stroll on Mt. Hua in China's Shaanxi Province (South of Huayin City)
Teahouse of the August Moon thanks to Gene Jaster

1st - Take the cable car up to the start of the trail...

Teahouse of the August Moon thanks to Gene Jaster

Now follow the path...

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Be sure to hold on to the railing...

Teahouse of the August Moon thanks to Gene Jaster

Keep an eye on the person in front of you...

Teahouse of the August Moon thanks to Gene Jaster

Be very careful when passing someone going in the opposite direction...

Teahouse of the August Moon thanks to Gene Jaster

Now just up a few steps. (They are on the left side in the picture)...

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Gets a little steeper here - so put your toes in the holes...

Teahouse of the August Moon thanks to Gene Jaster

A few more steps to go...

Teahouse of the August Moon thanks to Gene Jaster

Finally in sight, the Teahouse (hostel)!

Would you dare hike to this Teahouse? How'd they get that building material up there? I'd go almost anywhere for a pint - but a cup of tea? Forget it...

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Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

I got nasty habits; I take tea at three. - Mick Jagger

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Tea should be as bitter as wormwood and as sharp as a two-edged sword. - Lemony Snicket

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. - Wilkie Collins

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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