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Teahouse of the August Moon

One Wong slip and it's Sayonara for you!

Try a mountain trail stroll on Mt. Hua in China's Shaanxi Province (South of Huayin City)
Teahouse of the August Moon thanks to Gene Jaster

1st - Take the cable car up to the start of the trail...

Teahouse of the August Moon thanks to Gene Jaster

Now follow the path...

Teahouse of the August Moon thanks to Gene Jaster

Be sure to hold on to the railing...

Teahouse of the August Moon thanks to Gene Jaster

Keep an eye on the person in front of you...

Teahouse of the August Moon thanks to Gene Jaster

Be very careful when passing someone going in the opposite direction...

Teahouse of the August Moon thanks to Gene Jaster

Now just up a few steps. (They are on the left side in the picture)...

Teahouse of the August Moon thanks to Gene Jaster

Gets a little steeper here - so put your toes in the holes...

Teahouse of the August Moon thanks to Gene Jaster

A few more steps to go...

Teahouse of the August Moon thanks to Gene Jaster

Finally in sight, the Teahouse (hostel)!

Would you dare hike to this Teahouse? How'd they get that building material up there? I'd go almost anywhere for a pint - but a cup of tea? Forget it...

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Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

I got nasty habits; I take tea at three. - Mick Jagger

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

But indeed I would rather have nothing but tea. - Jane Austen

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Tea should be as bitter as wormwood and as sharp as a two-edged sword. - Lemony Snicket

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. - Wilkie Collins

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The power of storytelling is exactly this: to bridge the gaps where everything else has crumbled. - Paulo Coelho

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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