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Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm obsessed with sushi. - Emma Roberts

Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Put your shoulder to the wheel. - Aesop

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm heart. - Tom Masson

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

The wheel turns and turns and turns: it never stops and stands still. - Anita Desai

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses. On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat. - Unknown

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization. - Ambrose Bierce

A major threshold is passed when you mature enough to acknowledge what drives you, and to take the wheel and steer it. - Andrew Stanton

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence. - Mahatma Gandhi

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly


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