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Upward spinal (spiral) - Archie Bunker

I'm obsessed with sushi. - Emma Roberts

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much. - Masa Takayama

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it's really fun to do. - Carly Rae Jepsen

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson


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