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Sunbathing on a Korean Beach

Korea's latest movie-on-the-beach: Dances With Sardines

Sunbathing on a Korean Beach thanks to Ann Walters

Sunbathing on a Korean Beach thanks to Ann Walters

Sunbathing on a Korean Beach thanks to Ann Walters

Sunbathing on a Korean Beach thanks to Ann Walters

Sunbathing on a Korean Beach thanks to Ann Walters

Sunbathing on a Korean Beach thanks to Ann Walters

Sunbathing on a Korean Beach thanks to Ann Walters

Sunbathing on a Korean Beach thanks to Ann Walters

Sunbathing on a Korean Beach thanks to Ann Walters

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Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Suntan: A pigment of your imagination. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

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The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded. - Kin Hubbard

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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