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Submarine Racing

Who will win the ultimate deepwater challenge?

Submarine Racing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Submarines competing at the World Championships

Well, what did you expect?
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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones who win in the lifelong race. - Robert W Service

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

The human race is inquisitive about other people's lives, but negligent to correct their own. - St Augustine

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. "We're surrounded." - Steven Wright

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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