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Study to Fail

To Study or Not To Study - that is the question!

Study to Fail thanks to Karen Moore

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The world is run by C students. - Al McGuire

I never lose. I win or I learn. - Nelson Mandela

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman

The more I learn, the more I realize how much I don't know. - Albert Einstein

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option. - Unknown

You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat. - Christy Mathewson

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. - Laurence J Peter

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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