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Study to Fail

To Study or Not To Study - that is the question!

Study to Fail thanks to Karen Moore

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It is better to know how to learn than to know. - Dr. Seuss

I miss the days when homework was just colouring. - Unknown

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

If you live with a cripple, you will learn to limp. - Plutarch

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley

It's impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. - Epictetus

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

We're all learning here; the best listeners will end up the smartest. - Charlene Li

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

To learn something but not to do is really not to learn. To know something but not to do is really not to know. - Stephen Covey

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

Coaching is unlocking people's potential to maximize their own performance. It is more often helping them to learn rather than teaching them. - John Whitmore

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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