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Study to Fail

To Study or Not To Study - that is the question!

Study to Fail thanks to Karen Moore

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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

To teach is to learn twice. - Joseph Joubert

We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

Whatever is good to know is difficult to learn. - Greek Proverb

My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid people. - Dian Fossey

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

Life doesn't make any sense without interdependence. We need each other, and the sooner we learn that, the better for us all. - Erik Erikson

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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