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Study to Fail

To Study or Not To Study - that is the question!

Study to Fail thanks to Karen Moore

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If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

Not only education but society as a whole needs deschooling. - Ivan Illich

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Learning to do, Doing to learn, Earning to live, Living to Serve. - Unknown

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. - Laurence J Peter

We're all learning here; the best listeners will end up the smartest. - Charlene Li

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. - Groucho Marx

The proactive approach to a mistake is to acknowledge it instantly, correct and learn from it. - Stephen Covey

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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