Study to Fail

Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman

The wisest mind has something yet to learn. - George Santanaya

Failure is not failure if you learn from it. - Unknown

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then do something. Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown