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There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

Stand up for truth, regardless of who steps on it. - Suzy Kassem

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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