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Southern Emergency

I could be wrong, but judging by his hat, this guy ain’t gonna make it

Southern Emergency thanks to Bill Carter

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Sweat saves blood. - Erwin Rommel

The flesh of your blood. - Archie Bunker

A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood. - George S Patton

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Always give 100%. Unless you're giving blood. - Unknown

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. - Winston Churchill

The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle. - Unknown

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. - Phyllis Diller

The crimes of this guilty land will never be purged but with blood. - John Brown

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed. - Ernest Hemingway

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

The plunge of civilization into this abyss of blood and darkness is too tragic for any words. - Henry James

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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