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Southern Emergency

I could be wrong, but judging by his hat, this guy ain’t gonna make it

Southern Emergency thanks to Bill Carter

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Sweat saves blood. - Erwin Rommel

Blood Count: Dracula. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kin: An affliction of the blood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blood: The ink of our life's story - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Borscht: Beet soup with high blood pressure - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. - Winston Churchill

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

I'm just like anyone. I cut and I bleed and I embarass easily. - Michael Jackson

The crimes of this guilty land will never be purged but with blood. - John Brown

You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation. - Irvin S Cobb

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

It is not flesh and blood, but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. - Johann Friedrich Von Schiller

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Poker Hand: What you do when you’re trying to get a blood sample from the finger of a lady - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield


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