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Southern Emergency

I could be wrong, but judging by his hat, this guy ain’t gonna make it

Southern Emergency thanks to Bill Carter

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Blood Count: Dracula. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood. - George S Patton

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Blood Brother: Dracula's closest relative - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation. - Irvin S Cobb

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed. - Ernest Hemingway

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Poker Hand: What you do when you’re trying to get a blood sample from the finger of a lady - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

It's when we start working together that the real healing takes place. It's when we start spilling our sweat, and not our blood. - David Hume

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield


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