Socket To Me

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - WC Fields

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Good instincts tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. - Michael Burke

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper