Socket To Me

Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head. - Derek Johnstone

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn