Socket To Me

A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise