Socket To Me

The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Appreciation is the highest from of prayer, for it acknowledges the presence of good wherever you shine the light of your thankful thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer