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His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas

I grew up with action movies in my head. - Christian Kane

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head. - Derek Johnstone

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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