Socket To Me

Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - WC Fields

If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised. - Dave Allen

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head. - Derek Johnstone

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay