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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

You can't hold your head high with your hand out. - Yiddish Proverb

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington