Socket To Me

A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head. - Steven Wright

Good instincts tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. - Michael Burke

Just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth. - Unknown

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna