Socket To Me

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Genuine forgiveness does not deny anger but faces it head-on. - Alice Miller

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien