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The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

If you want to achieve things in life, you've just got to do them; and if you're talented and smart, you'll succeed. - Juliana Hatfield

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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