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Sink Drinker

For the man in your house who can't stop drinking

Sink Drinker thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Can never get enough of the bubbly!

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Refuse to sink. - Kristi Welch

He was gotten in drink. - William Shakespeare

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness. - Sir Walter Scott

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell


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