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Sink Drinker

For the man in your house who can't stop drinking

Sink Drinker thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Can never get enough of the bubbly!

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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Crowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown


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