Short NFL Quarterbacks

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Life's too short to hold grudges. - Kane Brown

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Ninety percent of putts that are short don't go in. - Yogi Berra

Short words are best, and old words are the best of all. - Winston Churchill

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short. - Shelley Winters

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

The world is passing away, losing its grip, the world is short of breath. - St. Augustine

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don't even know. - Donald Trump

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name BZJXXLLWCP is pronounced Jackson. - Mark Twain

We do not know what to do with this short life, yet we yearn for another that will be eternal. - Anatole France

Who aims at excellence will be above mediocrity; who aims at mediocrity will be far short of it. - Burmese Saying

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where And Who. - Rudyard Kipling

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy