Short NFL Quarterbacks

Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom. - Shirley Conran

Life is too short for long-term grudges. - Elon Musk

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Good things, when short, are twice as good. - Tom Stoppard

You're short on ears and long on mouth. - John Wayne

A Constitution should be short and obscure. - Napoleon Bonaparte

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

It's a very short trip. While alive, live. - Malcolm Forbes

Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. - Unknown

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short. - Shelley Winters

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. - John Barrymore

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

If I could remember the names of all these particles I'd be a botanist. - Enrico Fermi

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Life is short, and there is too much time wasted bearing grudges, and I like to move on. - Sam Taylor-Johnson

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Who aims at excellence will be above mediocrity; who aims at mediocrity will be far short of it. - Burmese Saying

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - William Shakespeare

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling