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Short NFL Quarterbacks

Why NFL quarterbacks need to keep their names short

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

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Short cuts make long delays. - JRR Tolkien

Life is too short to be little. - Disraeli

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

A Constitution should be short and obscure. - Napoleon Bonaparte

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

Pleasure and action make the hours seem short. - William Shakespeare

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short. - Shelley Winters

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. - John C Maxwell

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where And Who. - Rudyard Kipling

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx


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