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Short NFL Quarterbacks

Why NFL quarterbacks need to keep their names short

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Life's too short to hold grudges. - Kane Brown

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Ninety percent of putts that are short don't go in. - Yogi Berra

Short words are best, and old words are the best of all. - Winston Churchill

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short. - Shelley Winters

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

The world is passing away, losing its grip, the world is short of breath. - St. Augustine

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don't even know. - Donald Trump

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name BZJXXLLWCP is pronounced Jackson. - Mark Twain

We do not know what to do with this short life, yet we yearn for another that will be eternal. - Anatole France

Who aims at excellence will be above mediocrity; who aims at mediocrity will be far short of it. - Burmese Saying

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where And Who. - Rudyard Kipling

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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