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Short NFL Quarterbacks

Why NFL quarterbacks need to keep their names short

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

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Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom. - Shirley Conran

Life is too short for long-term grudges. - Elon Musk

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Good things, when short, are twice as good. - Tom Stoppard

You're short on ears and long on mouth. - John Wayne

A Constitution should be short and obscure. - Napoleon Bonaparte

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

It's a very short trip. While alive, live. - Malcolm Forbes

Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. - Unknown

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short. - Shelley Winters

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. - John Barrymore

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

If I could remember the names of all these particles I'd be a botanist. - Enrico Fermi

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Life is short, and there is too much time wasted bearing grudges, and I like to move on. - Sam Taylor-Johnson

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Who aims at excellence will be above mediocrity; who aims at mediocrity will be far short of it. - Burmese Saying

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - William Shakespeare

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling


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