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Short NFL Quarterbacks

Why NFL quarterbacks need to keep their names short

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

Life's too short to hold grudges. - Kane Brown

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

In giving advice I advise you, be short. - Horace

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short. - Confucius

Good things, when short, are twice as good. - Tom Stoppard

It's a very short trip. While alive, live. - Malcolm Forbes

He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. - Lance Bass

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. - Unknown

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Ninety percent of putts that are short don't go in. - Yogi Berra

Short words are best, and old words are the best of all. - Winston Churchill

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

Makin' a long stay short is a great aid t' popularity. - Kin Hubbard

Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

If I could remember the names of all these particles I'd be a botanist. - Enrico Fermi

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Who aims at excellence will be above mediocrity; who aims at mediocrity will be far short of it. - Burmese Saying

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

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