Short NFL Quarterbacks

Short cuts make long delays. - JRR Tolkien

Life is too short to be little. - Disraeli

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

A Constitution should be short and obscure. - Napoleon Bonaparte

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

Pleasure and action make the hours seem short. - William Shakespeare

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short. - Shelley Winters

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. - John C Maxwell

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where And Who. - Rudyard Kipling

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx