Short NFL Quarterbacks

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

Life's too short to hold grudges. - Kane Brown

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

In giving advice I advise you, be short. - Horace

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short. - Confucius

Good things, when short, are twice as good. - Tom Stoppard

It's a very short trip. While alive, live. - Malcolm Forbes

He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. - Lance Bass

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. - Unknown

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Ninety percent of putts that are short don't go in. - Yogi Berra

Short words are best, and old words are the best of all. - Winston Churchill

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

Makin' a long stay short is a great aid t' popularity. - Kin Hubbard

Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

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I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

If I could remember the names of all these particles I'd be a botanist. - Enrico Fermi

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Who aims at excellence will be above mediocrity; who aims at mediocrity will be far short of it. - Burmese Saying

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti