Short NFL Quarterbacks
Why NFL quarterbacks need to keep their names short
QuotaBillsLife is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack
Life's too short to hold grudges. - Kane Brown
Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown
A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown
Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth
Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb
Ninety percent of putts that are short don't go in. - Yogi Berra
Short words are best, and old words are the best of all. - Winston Churchill
I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short. - Shelley Winters
I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood
Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney
The world is passing away, losing its grip, the world is short of breath. - St. Augustine
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don't even know. - Donald Trump
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan
Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name BZJXXLLWCP is pronounced Jackson. - Mark Twain
We do not know what to do with this short life, yet we yearn for another that will be eternal. - Anatole France
Who aims at excellence will be above mediocrity; who aims at mediocrity will be far short of it. - Burmese Saying
Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will
Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison
The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller
Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey
Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande
Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr
Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown
Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns
My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan
I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where And Who. - Rudyard Kipling
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy