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Short NFL Quarterbacks

Why NFL quarterbacks need to keep their names short

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

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Life is too short to blend in. - Paris Hilton

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Life's short. Live passionately. - Marc A. Pitman

It's a very short trip. While alive, live. - Malcolm Forbes

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience. - Miguel De Cervantes

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey

I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don't even know. - Donald Trump

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

Who aims at excellence will be above mediocrity; who aims at mediocrity will be far short of it. - Burmese Saying

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forgiving and being forgiven are two names for the same thing. The important thing is that a discord has been resolved. - C S Lewis

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - William Shakespeare

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling


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