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Shopping Bike

Putting the cart before the horse

Shopping Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Many will show you the way once your cart has overturned. - Turkish Proverb

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Take notes on the spot. A note is worth a cart-load of recollections. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. - Edward Lear

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Curriculum: A harness devised by educational bureaucrats to turn thoroughbred teachers into cart horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli


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