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Sea Through Fish

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Sea Through Fish thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

See the Sea - Illusionary fishion?

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

X-rays will prove to be a hoax. - Lord Kelvin

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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