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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Habitat: Place where a particular species of fish was last week - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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