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A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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