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Danger and delight grow on one stalk. - English Proverb

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

Never was anything great achieved without danger. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

The man who is in real danger is the man who thinks he is perfectly safe. - James M. Barrie

That so few now dare to be eccentric, marks the chief danger of the time. - John S Mill

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

There are two types of risk in life: the danger of trying and the danger of not trying. - Nick Vujicic

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger? - Thomas Henry Huxley

Remember that the danger that is most to be feared is never the danger we are most afraid of. - Andrew Lang

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter

It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

To my younger self, I would say unless you're literally in danger, ask forgiveness instead of asking permission. - Jonathan Van Ness

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - Frank L Baum

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

One would be in less danger
From the wiles of the stranger,
If one’s own kin and kith
Were more fun to be with. - Ogden Nash

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

Wherever there is danger, there lurks opportunity; whenever there is opportunity, there lurks danger. The two are inseparable. They go together. - Earl Nightingale

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti


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