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Rubik's Cube Puzzle-Meant

Rubik's Cube is a Piece of Cake!

Rubik's Cube Puzzle-Meant thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Rubik's Cube Puzzle-Meant thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Albert Einstein

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

The world is a very puzzling place. If you're not willing to be puzzled, you just become a replica of someone else's mind. - Noam Chomsky

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli


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