Romanian Barbeque
Roman-furters, grill-ed to perfection
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QuotaBillsFine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb
Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey
It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce
There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw
You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown
We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying
We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow
By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright