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Road To Nowhere

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Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God. The world is crowded with him. He walks everywhere incognito. - C S Lewis

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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