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Road Pirate

VW's new nautical steering wheel

Road Pirate thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Known as a 'road-hog' in the Netherlands

The vodka is absolut-ly empty, the escape hatch is ajar, and the helmsman is no longer lashed to the wheel...
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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. - Jimmy Fallon

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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