Road Pirate

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Bad Driver: The person you run into. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where there is a sea there are pirates. - Greek Proverb

I'm not a pirate. I'm an innovator. - Ken Dotcom

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Every generation welcomes the pirates from the last. - Lawrence Lessig

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.