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Revolutionary Cooking

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Revolutionary Cooking thanks to Karen Moore

Think I'll pass on this revolution

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Billboards: Litter on a stick - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

The revolution is over. I am the revolution. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. - Steven Wright

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

Throw plenty of mud and some of it is bound to stick. - Hipponax

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

If you're comfortable in a situation, stick with it. - Red Auerbach

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying

Woodpecker: 1. A knocking bird; 2. A 17th Century prosthetic device. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. - Thomas C Haliburton

It often takes more courage to change one's opinion than to stick to it. - Geoffrey Abert

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The only good thing about him is his cook. The world visits his dinners, not him. - Moliere

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Corporation: an ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility. - Ambrose Bierce

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration. - Warren G. Harding

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash


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