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Revolutionary Cooking

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Revolutionary Cooking thanks to Karen Moore

Think I'll pass on this revolution

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A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

The revolution is over. I am the revolution. - Napoleon Bonaparte

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. - Steven Wright

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

I am not a communist and neither is the revolutionary movement. - Fidel Castro

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

The revolution is a dictatorship of the exploited against the exploiters. - Fidel Castro

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

The universities are available only to those who share my revolutionary beliefs. - Fidel Castro

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. - John F Kennedy

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Corporation: an ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility. - Ambrose Bierce

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't... and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. - Unknown

"We had to save you because you're the mockingjay, Katniss," says Plutarch. "While you live, the revolution lives." - Suzanne Collins

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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