Revolutionary Cooking

Talk doesn't cook rice. - Chinese Proverb

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. - Steven Wright

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

Pew: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic Churches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying

Woodpecker: 1. A knocking bird; 2. A 17th Century prosthetic device. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. - Thomas C Haliburton

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

It often takes more courage to change one's opinion than to stick to it. - Geoffrey Abert

The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm

The universities are available only to those who share my revolutionary beliefs. - Fidel Castro

The only good thing about him is his cook. The world visits his dinners, not him. - Moliere

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Corporation: an ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility. - Ambrose Bierce

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration. - Warren G. Harding

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

"We had to save you because you're the mockingjay, Katniss," says Plutarch. "While you live, the revolution lives." - Suzanne Collins

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega