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Revolutionary Cooking

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Revolutionary Cooking thanks to Karen Moore

Think I'll pass on this revolution

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Hunger is a good cook. - Proverb

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

The revolution is over. I am the revolution. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

Throw plenty of mud and some of it is bound to stick. - Hipponax

If you're comfortable in a situation, stick with it. - Red Auerbach

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

I am not a communist and neither is the revolutionary movement. - Fidel Castro

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

Pew: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic Churches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

The universities are available only to those who share my revolutionary beliefs. - Fidel Castro

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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