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Refrigerator Delivery

To haul with the refrigerator!

Refrigerator Delivery thanks to Bill Carter

A guy sitting in the trunk, holding on to a refrigerator being pulled by a dolly.

Refrigerator Delivery thanks to Bill Carter

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Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out. - Phyllis Diller

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

I have the body of an 18-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

I've probably wasted a solid year of my life just staring into the fridge. - Bill Murray

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins


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