Redneck Windshield Defroster

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Some days you're a bug, some days you're a windshield. - Price Cobb

Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug. - Mark Knopfler

Some days you're the bug. Some days you're the windshield. - Price Cobb

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze