Redneck Truck Jack

Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else. - Booker T Washington

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else. - Booker T Washington

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher. - Oprah Winfrey

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Hell's foundations quiver
At the shout of praise;
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud your anthems raise. - Sabine Baring-Gould

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill