Redneck Sauna
If the van's rockin' don't come knockin'
How Bubba per-sauna-fies his lifestyle
QuotaBillsJust keep swimming. - Finding Nemo
What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley
This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney
You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson
To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter
I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte
For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook
Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com