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Redneck Revenge

Bubba's religious message of repentance

Redneck Revenge thanks to Diane Baugh

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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Men plan and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Rebuttal: A goat's revenge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov

Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

God's mercy is his ministry to the miserable. - Chuck Swindoll

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. - Henry Ward Beecher

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

Antifreeze: What happens to your mother's sister when you steal her blanket - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Agnostic: A person who says that he knows nothing about God and, when you agree with him, he becomes angry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

If God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him. - C S Lewis

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Navjot S Sidhu

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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