Redneck Revenge

I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Live well. It is the greatest revenge. - The Talmud

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. - Russian Proverb

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

God made you a masterpiece. Be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped. - Joel Osteen

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I clearly have done things that were wrong. I've clearly had to seek God's forgiveness. - Newt Gingrich

Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it. - Abraham Lincoln

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson