Redneck Revenge

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

In hard seasons, God is not trying to destroy you. He is trying to bring the best out of you. - Unknown

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton