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Redneck Revenge

Bubba's religious message of repentance

Redneck Revenge thanks to Diane Baugh

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Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

If God is the author of life, there must be a script. - Ravi Zacharias

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

God never made a promise that was too good to be true. - Dwight L. Moody

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Now if we only knew why, we would have the mind of God. - Stephen Hawking

It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. - Henry Ward Beecher

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

A sermon wept over is more acceptable with God than one gloried over. - Charles H Spurgeon

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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