Redneck Revenge

Virtue is its own revenge. - E Y Harburg

When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

God has always been hard on the poor. - Jean Paul Marat

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

Thou shalt not steal - only from other comedians. - WC Fields

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown