Redneck Revenge

God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

Living well is the best revenge. - George Herbert

God has always been hard on the poor. - Jean Paul Marat

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. - Josh Billings

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible