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Redneck Revenge

Bubba's religious message of repentance

Redneck Revenge thanks to Diane Baugh

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God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

Whatever I cannot do for God's glory must be avoided. - A.W. Pink

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Tennyson

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God. - Martin Luther

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. - John Owen

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible. - Thomas Aquinas

Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson

Sometimes God leads us to a place where we have nowhere to turn but to Him; our only option is to trust Him. - Mark Batterson

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. - Ambrose Bierce

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell


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