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Redneck Revenge

Bubba's religious message of repentance

Redneck Revenge thanks to Diane Baugh

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People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

God's mercy is his ministry to the miserable. - Chuck Swindoll

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

Antifreeze: What happens to your mother's sister when you steal her blanket - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. - C S Lewis

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Navjot S Sidhu

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

God's forgiveness allows us to be honest with ourselves. We recognize our imperfections, admit our failures, and plead to God for clemency. - Jonathan Sacks

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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