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Redneck Revenge

Bubba's religious message of repentance

Redneck Revenge thanks to Diane Baugh

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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

Living well is the best revenge. - George Herbert

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Babylon: What the Preacher does during some sermons - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One God idea is worth more than a thousand good ideas. - Mark Batterson

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

Prayer is the inheritance we receive and the legacy we leave. - Mark Batterson

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I clearly have done things that were wrong. I've clearly had to seek God's forgiveness. - Newt Gingrich

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis

A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together! - Unknown

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies, but he hopes he'll never have to use it. - C S Lewis

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

For you will certainly carry out God's purpose, however you act, but it makes a difference to you whether you serve like Judas or like John. - C S Lewis

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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