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Redneck Revenge

Bubba's religious message of repentance

Redneck Revenge thanks to Diane Baugh

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I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

God has always been hard on the poor. - Jean Paul Marat

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

There's nothing wrong with revenge - it's the best way to get even. - Archie Bunker

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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