Redneck Revenge

Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

If God is dead then everything is justifiable. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

There is no greater discovery than seeing God as the author of your destiny. - Ravi Zacharias

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies, but he hopes he'll never have to use it. - C S Lewis

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

For you will certainly carry out God's purpose, however you act, but it makes a difference to you whether you serve like Judas or like John. - C S Lewis