Redneck Revenge

In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

God loves not the questioner but the runner. - Martin Luther

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

If you aren't hungry for God, you are full of yourself. - Mark Batterson

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won't. - Alfred Korzybski

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

Through suffering we realize how desperately we need God's presence. - Ravi Zacharias

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

When we cling too tightly to what God did last, we often miss what God wants to do next. - Mark Batterson

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible. - Thomas Aquinas

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

When God blesses you financially, don't raise your standard of living: raise your standard of giving. - Mark Batterson

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias