QuotaBillsTurkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Keep calm and run the table. - Unknown
At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns
Sex at the age of 90 is like playing billiards with a rope. - Camille Paglia
There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses. - Archie Bunker
I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng
The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain
Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams
It's easy to make your choice when all the cards are on the table. - Barry Bennett
I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown
The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright
I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid
Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck
It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin
A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough
Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook
For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown
Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King
You have to be cool under pressure. You have to be a strategist like chess, and you have to use geometry like billiards. - Bill McBride
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden
You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak
Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio