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Redneck Pool Table

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Redneck Pool Table thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep calm and run the table. - Unknown

Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Sex at the age of 90 is like playing billiards with a rope. - Camille Paglia

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses. - Archie Bunker

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

It's easy to make your choice when all the cards are on the table. - Barry Bennett

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Every gentleman plays billiards, but someone who plays billiards too well, is no gentleman. - Thomas Jefferson

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

You have to be cool under pressure. You have to be a strategist like chess, and you have to use geometry like billiards. - Bill McBride

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

His billiards lessons regarding double kisses, push strokes, butt caps, creeping angles of incidence, and snatches began to sound like flirting. - Jennifer Harrison

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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