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Piece of plywood to float your old lady and booze on ... check
QuotaBillsBeer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Flood: A river too big for its bridges - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
I don't want to survive. I want to live. - 12 Years a Slave
A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde
Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown
Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi
The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand
Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown
Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill
My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown
Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke
We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo
Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda
Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin
The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock
Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove
It is not so much where my motivation comes from but rather how it manages to survive. - Louise Bourgeois
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson
We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort
Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde
It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown
Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow
It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou
A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther
Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The knowledge that you have emerged wiser and stronger from setbacks means that you are, ever after, secure in your ability to survive. - J K Rowling
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis
Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin
Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster