QuotaBillsOut of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker
Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb
The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres
Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller
What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf
Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain
An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith
Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown
When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers
Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi
Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich
Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown