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You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown


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