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Redneck Fire Alarm

Bubba's after-fire celebration plan

Redneck Fire Alarm thanks to Wayne Nowazek

And you never have to change the batteries

Redneck Fire Alarm thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

I set myself on fire, and the people come to see me burn. - John Wesley

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Some preachers ought to put more fire into their sermons or more sermons into the fire. - Vance Havner

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

I really wanted the MTV Award the most, It was a golden popcorn container and it looks really neat. - Kirsten Dunst

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

Most of the competition was into bulk popcorn because of the major increases in the Drive-In Theatre Outlets. - Orville Redenbacher

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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