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Chewie, we're home. - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Dreams grow if you grow. - Zig Ziglar

Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Dare to be wrong, and to dream. - Friedrich von Schiller

Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

Dreams are extremely important. You can't do it unless you imagine it. - George Lucas

If you are big enough for your dream, your dream isn't big enough for God. - Mark Batterson

All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. - Leonard Nimoy

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind of the present moment. - Buddha

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

There is no place like home when the people who live there make 'building one another' their highest priority. - Gordon MacDonald

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold


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