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QuotaBillsI got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker
Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover
Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Fishing Gear Vendors: Reel estate agents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin
Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton
One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb
Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
Habitat: Place where a particular species of fish was last week - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin
Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu
A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson
Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright
They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker
Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower
Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen
Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray
Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell