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Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

You live several lives while reading. - William Styron

Easy Chair: The hardest one to find empty. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

I have never known any distress that an hour's reading did not relieve. - Charles de Montesquieu

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Francis Bacon

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

One of the best ways to expand his horizon is through a regular reading program. - John F Kennedy

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. - C S Lewis

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

The rasp of the respirator's filter were about as comforting as Darth Vader reading a bedtime story. - Andy McNab

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking and do something no one else is doing. - Bob McLaren

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

No matter how busy you may think you are, you must find time for reading, or surrender yourself to self-chosen ignorance. - Atwood H Townsend

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner


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