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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

May my children follow their own intuition to discover true empowerment in the answers they seek. - Unknown

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali


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