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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford


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