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I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami


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