Raise Twins

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much. - Jacquelyn Kennedy

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller