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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry


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