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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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