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Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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