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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Albert Einstein

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

Life is a puzzle, the more you try to resolve it, the more you'll get trapped in it's mystery. - Rahul Singh

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him or her. - David Brinkley

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias

Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

The world is a very puzzling place. If you're not willing to be puzzled, you just become a replica of someone else's mind. - Noam Chomsky

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

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