Purrrfect Disguise

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

An end is only a beginning in disguise. - Craig D. Lounsbrough

Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell

Opportunity's favourite disguise is trouble. - Frank Tyger

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen