Puppy Wheels

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization. - Ambrose Bierce

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz