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President Bills

Most of these men got their faces on American bills

If Obama is elected, what would he be on?
President Bills thanks to Bill Carter

$5  Lincoln

President Bills thanks to Bill Carter

$10  Hamilton

President Bills thanks to Bill Carter

$20  Jackson

President Bills thanks to Bill Carter

$50  Grant

President Bills thanks to Bill Carter

$100  Ben Franklin

President Bills thanks to Bill Carter

Food stamps, what else!


Post-Note from Cajun “Bill” Carter:  “The $1,000 and $5,000 bills have been taken from the market to reduce drug trafficking and movement of large sums of money, thanks to DEA. I blame the IRS.”

Post-Note from Al LaPlaca:  “You’re a little weak on U.S. history. Hamilton, Franklin (and Chase... no longer circulated) do appear on our currency, but none were President.”

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Freedom is from within. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone

Forgetfulness is a form of freedom. - Kahlil Gibran

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Don't vote; it only encourages them. - Unknown

Feudalism: It's your Count that votes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Liberty consists in doing what one desires. - John Stuart Mill

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. - WC Fields

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

Idealism loses to pragmatism when it comes to winning elections. - Danny Strong

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing. - Ayn Rand

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. - Robert Byrne

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Freedom is always and exclusively freedom for the one who thinks differently. - Rosa Luxemburg

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people. - Oscar Wilde

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. - Mark Twain

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Americans should not go abroad to slay dragons they do not understand in the name of spreading democracy. - John Quincy Adams

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


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