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Portuguese Airport Runway

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Portuguese Airport Runway thanks to Mike King

New airport runway on the Portuguese island of Madeira

Portuguese Airport Runway thanks to Mike King

Portuguese Airport Runway thanks to Mike King

Portuguese Airport Runway thanks to Mike King

The airport's runway has a length of 2,781 meters (9,000 ft), of which 1,000 m (3,000 ft) are supported by 180 pillars, each pillar 50 meters in length (about 17 floors). The runway is designed to accommodate 747s. Like landing on an aircraft carrier. Note the cars parked below the runway. Let’s not even think about running off that runway!

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There is no flying without wings. - French Proverb

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

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