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The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The more you understand silence, that's where the balance comes. - Rick Rubin

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

To lose balance, sometimes, for love, is part of living in a balanced life. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Your balance may be recovered when you trip, but not your words when they slip. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Want balance in your life? Then get your own act together, but don't forget powerful disciplines of execution in your team and organization. - Stephen Covey

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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